My Friends say the Darnest Things to Comfort Me

“Let me tell you something that every girl should know. Men are STUPID. They think they are so smart. But they are not"
: that's from one who's kept her man in wraps for nearly a decade.

“Forget loyalty.. you should be loyal only when you’re married"
: that's from a happily married lady.

" I think you should try to go out with a professional"
: that's from one who's never dated.

"Kalau u tak nak laki, I boleh supply kan you pengkid"
: that's from one who claims she is very much straight.

"Im sorry for you but I am in love"
: and that's from one who is still optimistic.