It's been Two Weeks

Sunday, September 30, 2007

So where are all the cute guys of Kuala Lumpur?

That one is engaged..

That one is married..

That one is gay...

and hmm...that one is .. just my imagination.

The Melayu-Chick Dilemma

Can you actually imagine living a life with someone who does not appreciate the smell of Belacan?
Why is it that we try so hard to run away from being a stereotyped Melayu, but in the end that is all what we really want to be?

Most Melayu Men are Bastards.
So we date the non-bastards instead, but shamelessly wish they turn out to become more Melayu than the Bastard-Melayus.

Are Melayu-Chicks merely tools of the Melayunisation Movement?
I quote my first boyfriend, 6 years after that 1 month relationship, “I’m glad things didn’t work out for us. I really love Bah Kut Teh (Pork Bone Tea)”.

Pasaramakota

"Tapi ni Bus Stand Klang?"

"Belah kanan Bus Stand Klang. Belah kiri, bawah stesen Pasar Seni, kita panggil pasaramakota. Bus U72, tunggu kat tiang tu."

"Tapi tu bas U73, berhenti belah kanan...kira dia berhenti kat Bus Stand Klang la."

"Itu tak cukup tempat nak berhenti, drebar kena berhenti situ la."

"Kira Bus Stand Klang dengan Pasaramakota tu tempat sama la.."

"Lain. Pasaramakota, belah kiri. Awak naik bas U72, bayar Rm2, boleh pakai tiket satu hari."

"Tapi saya ada RM1 je. Saya nak pergi satu hala je, naik satu bas. RM 1 la patutnya."

"RM2. Sekarang semua bas kompeni ni, tiket RM2, boleh pakai sampai pukul 11.30mlm."

"Ye ke? Alamak. Bas boleh tunggu saya kejap tak bang? Saya pergi kedai tu tukar duit. Duit kecik saya ada RM1 je."

"Naik je lah. Takyah la bayar. Bulan puasa ni, penat aku nak layan kau. Lain kali nak naik bas, bawak duit kecik."

"Heee.."

Kuala Lumpur, I AM BACK!

Hitam Manis Pandang Tak Jemu

"Wah, lu sudah balik ah? Banyak hitam la lu sekarang!"

"Aiyo, sudah lama tak nampak. Mana pergi? Manyak hitam?!"

"When did you get the tan?"

"Fuiyo, sudah kurus woo..sana tada makan ka? Tapi lu sudah sikit hitam la dari dulu.."

SAYA COKLAT LA!!!!!!